1. Nap Day (July 20, pictured): Thanks—don’t mind if we do.
2. National Junk Food Day (July 21): Chances are, anyone who observes this holiday probably doesn’t need an excuse to eat Cheetos, anyway.
3. 45th Anniversary of Froot Loops (July 22): We hear the current Toucan Sam is a fake: The original developed a drinking problem, was arrested for tax evasion and now resides in Bolivia.
4. Mosquito Day (July 23): Insert obligatory “that’s every day in the South!” joke here.
5. Instant Coffee Day (July 24): Mmmm! Watery, transparent “Hazelnut Delight” in the break room for everyone!
6. First Birthday Cake Day (July 25): The birthday cake was created in 55 B.C. Anyone got a line on 2,063 candles?
7. National Aunts and Uncles Day (July 26): Celebrating decades of cheek-pinching and awkward, forced gratitude for that special birthday sweater.
Photo by Maria Dryfhout