Ubiquitous homemaking magnate turned jailhouse decorator Martha Stewart is 67 on Aug. 3.
Illinois’ own Sen. Barack Obama is 47 on Aug. 4. How about sending him a nice “Obama Fo Yo Mama” T-shirt?
“The Happening” director M. Night Shyamalan is 38 on Aug. 6, but he definitely peaked several years before that. “Happening,” he ain’t.
Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is 36 on Aug. 6. Make it last forever, Ginger Spice: Friendship never ends.
Hey, David Duchovny (pictured)! The “X-Files” movie totally tanked at the box office. But the good news is, you turn 48 on Aug. 7. See? Life ain’t all bad.
Broken-hearted banshee Whitney Houston is 45 on Aug. 9. Don’t be frightened: She just wants to feel the heat with somebody—somebody not named Bobby Brown.
Hey, pouty “X-Files” star Gillian Anderson! “I want to believe” that you turn 40 on Aug. 9. But it seems like another crazy conspiracy theory to me.
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