The Sunday Paper Staff Blog

He’s entertained millions with portrayals of the quirky side of Florida in books like “Tourist Season” and “Strip Tease,” but author CARL HIAASEN focuses on golf in his funny new book, “The Downhill Lie: A Hacker’s Return to a Ruinous Sport.” Catch him promoting this latest work at 7 p.m. tonight at the Cole Auditorium at Georgia Perimeter College’s Clarkston campus. Admission is free. 
404-370-8450, ext. 2225. www.georgiacenterforthebook.org.

As part of the neighborhood’s Springfest celebration, the Sweet Auburn International Film Festival honors KENNY LEON AND BILL NUNN for their achievements in film. Join a host of celebrities, VIPs and the cast of the upcoming feature film “Jury of Our Peers” at a special ceremony at 7 p.m. tonight at Freedom Hall Auditorium at the Martin Luther King Jr. Center. Advance tickets are $15 and tickets at the door are $20. VIP admission is $30 and includes reserved seating, backstage access, entrance to the VIP lounge at the ceremony and festival. www.black-cinema.tix.com.

After two previous cancellations, VAN HALEN is scheduled to finally hit the stage at the Arena at Gwinnett Center this Sunday, May 11 at 7:30 p.m. Let’s hope we’re “Jump”-ing for joy that David Lee Roth, Eddie and Co. do actually show up. Otherwise, Gwinnett will be a “House of Pain.” 404-249-6400. www.gwinnettcenter.com.

Hundreds of motorcyclists from across Georgia will be gunning their engines on Saturday, May 10 for the 14th annual RIDE TO LIVE benefit for the American Diabetes Association, taking off from the Hooters on Gwinnett Place Drive. Get in gear for the big event tonight with a KICK-OFF PARTY at Wild Bill’s, featuring SKID ROW and ROCKETS TO RUIN. Tickets are $14 in advance, $20 at the door; VIP tickets range from $25-$100. 678-473-1000. www.wildbillsatlanta.com.

It’s hard to resist the appeal of author and food celebrity ALTON BROWN, so you might as well stop trying. Just give in and head to the Variety Playhouse at 7 p.m. tonight as Brown signs copies of his latest book, “Feasting on Asphalt.” Admission is $29.50 and includes a copy of the book. Tickets are available through A Cappella Books.  www.variety-playhouse.com.

That’s a map for treasure, not adult entertainment, buddy. Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter and into the booby-trapped caves of THE GOONIES. Before tonight’s screening of the ’80s classic, attend the reception for a group art show featuring pirate art—make that arrrrgght. The opening starts at 8 p.m., with the film at 9:30 p.m. at the Plaza Theatre. Tickets, which include admission to both, are $7. 404-873-1939.www.plazaatlanta.com.

Celebrate the opening of the new VERIZON WIRELESS AMPHITHEATRE AT ENCORE PARK with an inaugural concert by the Atlanta Symphony Orchestra. The program includes music by Bernstein, Copland, Gershwin, Beethoven and Tchaikovsky. The Atlanta Youth Symphony Orchestra and marching bands from Alpharetta and Milton high schools join the ASO for the finale performance of “1812 Overture.” The show starts at 8 p.m. this Saturday, May 10 at the new amphitheatre in Alpharetta. Ticket prices range from $21 to $75. 404-249-6400. www.vzwamp.com.

Say what you will about Atlanta-born rapper and producer KANYE WEST, you can’t blame the guy for being too subtle. Case in point: his GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR, which pulls into the Arena at Gwinnett Center tonight.

West’s storied ego is apparently healthy enough that he doesn’t fear being upstaged by hot young superstar RIHANNA, rapper LUPE FIASCO or the eclectic collective N.E.R.D. (the musical side project of Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo, aka hitmaking production duo the Neptunes). www.gwinnettcenter.com.

Like a good cliffhanger? Then you’re bound to love the ATLANTA THRILLER BOOK FEST. Opening night starts at 6 p.m. in the auditorium at Georgia Perimeter College in Dunwoody. Headliner Ridley Pearson, co-author (with Dave Barry) of the “Peter and the Starcatchers” series, talks about his work at 2 p.m. Saturday, May 3 at the Eagle Eye Book Shop in Decatur; there are other book signings and author appearances throughout the day at Eagle Eye and at the Collins Hill Branch of the Gwinnett County Public Library in Lawrenceville. And it all wraps up with a luncheon at noon Sunday, May 4 at the Yellow House in Roswell. Tickets are $40. 
404-486-0307. www.eagleeyebooks.com.

Like us, you’ve probably seen “Seinfeld” reruns so many times, you can recite those opening monologues from memory. Luckily, you can catch comedian JERRY SEINFELD showcasing some fresher material tonight at the Fox Theatre. Shows start at 7 and 10 p.m. Ticket prices range from $47 to $77. 404-817-8700. www.foxtheatre.org.